glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
