Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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