he puts the penis in happiness.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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