Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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