Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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