Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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