Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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