Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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