i would punch a child for taco bell
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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