I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
