He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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