Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
