In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
