just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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