All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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