Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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