who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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