omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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