told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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