Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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