we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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