winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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