I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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