Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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