We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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