Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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