Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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