Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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