You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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