did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Randomize
