But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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