just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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