You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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