he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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