so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just google imaged poop.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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