worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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