All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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