Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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