We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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