YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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