What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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