That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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