You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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