I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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