Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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