i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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