You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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