people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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