we have officially lost it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
