Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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